Enlighten Up: What if my Internet goes down?

No one knows when the Internet will fail. It could happen at any time, leaving you without your e-mail, your sports scores, and this weblog. Therefore, it's important that you and your family and your colleagues at the office have a contingency plan for just such an emergency. If your connection to the World Wide Web were ever to get severed, you should at least be prepared. Right now, write our Toll Free Number +1 866 773 7759 on a sticky note and put it on your phone. When your Internet goes down, and it will, call us immediately and we'll talk you through your crisis. Be patient. In the case of a wide area network failure, there will be many others without their Internet connections, too, and we may be helping other clients when you call. Remain calm. We'll get right back to you. While you're waiting for our call back, you can read these instructions -- if you've saved them to your hard drive before the Internet went down.